Child one: But I am going into 4th grade. I don't want to go into this class.
Child two: But you just finished 3rd grade so you are supposed to be in Teacher Sarah's class, and teacher Sarah is cool. She wears great jewelry. (Smiles brightly at me, convinced she has made a solid argument.)
There you have it. I am a qualified Sunday School teacher, not because I have an M.Div. but because I wear vintage jewelry.